T-Rex: I will, one day, have the best breakfast of my entire life.
T-Rex: It is inarguably so!
T-Rex: Arrange all my breakfasts from worst to best, and one's going to come out on top. I believe there are easily enough variables involved in breakfast that if you look closely enough, you can break any ties! One breakfast will be best. And what kills me is I'll probably not even notice it!
Utahraptor: How do you figure that?
T-Rex: Most breakfasts are pretty great! EVEN THE JUST OKAY ONES.
T-Rex: It's unlikely my best breakfast will be so amazingly different enough from a regular breakfast that I'd notice it. That's sad, isn't it? That in a lifetime of breakfasts, the best one should pass unnoticed?
Utahraptor: I - I guess?
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE INSTEAD OF SAYING "BREAKFAST", T-REX SAID "GIRLFRIEND":
T-Rex: There are easily enough variables involved in girlfriend!
Off panel: Interesting
