T-Rex: Today is a good day I think...
T-Rex: ... for a treasure hunt!
Dromiceiomimus: Sweet! So what are we looking for, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Okay so in 1958 these two US Air Force planes were doing training exercises with a real nuclear bomb for some reason, and they crashed into each other! And one of the planes was so damaged that it had to jettison its bomb above a bay in Georgia!
Dromiceiomimus: We're searching for a nuclear bomb!?
T-Rex: Serial number 47782, baby!
Utahraptor: This bomb was missing its nuclear capsule though, T-Rex! It wouldn't explode.
T-Rex: Aw man! NEVERMIND.
Utahraptor: Yeah, where you REALLY want to look is beneath the ice in Greenland. Another crash there had four nuclear weapons involved, but only debris from three was recovered. There was evidence the fourth - or parts of it - had been so heated by the resulting fire that it melted down through the ice. Serial number 78252!
God: T-REX LISTEN I CHECKED AND NOTHING GOOD CAN POSSIBLY COME FROM YOU HAVING ACCESS TO A NUCLEAR WEAPON
T-Rex: Perhaps you missed the scenario in which I use it to blow up... pollution?
God: SEE
God: THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
