T-Rex: Tired of every day being the same as the last?
T-Rex: Maybe?
T-Rex: Maybe just a little?

T-Rex: Then MAYBE you should try my great idea of assigning an emotion to every day of the calendar!!

T-Rex: For example, January 1st could be "excited". And then January 2nd could be "elated". And then January 3rd could be "disgust".
Dromiceiomimus: So we all have to be excited on January 1st?
T-Rex: No, but it's like - we're aware of it! So it COLOURS the day, and gives us something to look forward to. Every day becomes a holiday! "March 3rd is contentment day!", we'll say. "I hope it comes soon."

Utahraptor: I find it hard to believe you've come up with 365 (to 366) different emotions!
T-Rex: I basically have!

T-Rex: I could only come up with about 20 emotions, but I doubled that by adding "very". Then I doubled them again by adding "not very" and "inappropriately". There's - there's more adverbs.
Utahraptor: I'm not sure if it'll -
T-Rex: I'm doing it and it's gonna be great!!

Narrator: BUT IT IS BAD NEWS FOR FIRST DATES:
T-Rex: Today's Awkward Day, eh? God knows I've already got enough of that!
T-Rex: Hah hah hah
T-Rex: *sigh*