Narrator: DIFFERENT WAYS TO END A RELATIONSHIP
Narrator: a comic for dudes and ladies who need to end relationships
Narrator: but who are TOTALLY STUMPED

Narrator: METHOD 1: SAYING "IT'S OVER"
T-Rex: It's OVER!
Narrator: YEAH, LIKE THAT!

Narrator: METHOD 2: SAYING "I'VE MET SOMEONE NEW"
T-Rex: I've met someone new!
Dromiceiomimus: Are they awesome? Maybe we could be friends!
T-Rex: I hadn't expected the conversation to go this way, but... maybe?

Narrator: METHOD 3: FAKING FOREIGN ACCENTS
T-Rex: Vass ess das!
Utahraptor: That's supposed to be - German?

Narrator: HOW ABOUT SMS? YOU COULD ALWAYS BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE OVER SMS.
T-Rex: Ridiculous. What are you going to say? "WE NEED TO BREAK UP ;)"?
Utahraptor: "WE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES! ;)"
T-Rex: "SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT :0"
Utahraptor: "R U COOL?? THIS CONVERSATION IS REALLY EXPENSIVE"

Narrator: OKAY FINE T-REX, HOW ABOUT MATURELY DEALING WITH YOUR INTERPERSONAL PROBLEMS? THAT IS HILARIOUS RIGHT
T-Rex: That is kinda hilarious if it's like this big weiner guy doing that!
Narrator: SUPER