Narrator: SCIENCE VS RELIGION round two
T-Rex: Stupid Science, thinking it has all the answers to all the questions!
T-Rex: Wait! That's it!
T-Rex: I can win this by asking the big questions, the important unanswerable questions that Science doesn't have an answer to!
T-Rex: "Why are we here?" "What is our purpose?" - that sort of thing!
Utahraptor: Well, if it isn't Religion! Out crushing the life of some poor woman under its trusty patriarchal foot, I see!
T-Rex: Shut up!
T-Rex: You know, you can't answer any important questions! You can say something to "How?", but nothing to "Why?"!
Utahraptor: Oh, and you can?
T-Rex: Yes! That's exactly why we have religion!
Utahraptor: So why are we here?
T-Rex: That's easy!
Heading: 〚dark blue〛 HEY KIDS!
Heading: 〚lighter blue〛 PLAY ALONG WITH T-REX!
T-Rex: 〚empty speech balloon〛
Instruction: Write in your own response, based off the teachings of whatever religion you fancy! Have fun, but remember: the T-Rex doesn't like to swear!
