T-Rex: So... I kind of shot my mouth off on an online forum?
T-Rex: And it happened to be a forum in which I use my real name!
T-Rex: And now I am concerned that if someone looks up my name online, they will see me acting like a jerk, and will conclude that I AM a jerk, and then they won't want to hire me or marry me or whatever. They - they won't want to do the thing that they were thinking of doing before they looked up my name.
Utahraptor: So what are you going to do?
T-Rex: Avoid it, dude!
T-Rex: The way I figure it, after about five years we gain the ability to look back on anything and laugh, and I can reasonably say "Oh, but I was young and stupid back then!". So, BASICALLY, I'm going to wait five years and then stop worrying about it.
Utahraptor: I see.
Narrator: FOUR AND A HALF YEARS LATER:
Off panel: Hey T-Rex, you were a real dick on the internet four and a half years ago!
T-Rex: I KNOW, GRANDMA.
T-Rex: HOW DID THE MUFFINS YOU WERE PLANNING TO BAKE TURN OUT
