T-Rex: He's Just Not That Into You? Come on. I can write a better self-help book for people who want cold-hard yet charmingly sassy relationship advice!
T-Rex: Probably!

Book cover: HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOUR RAMBLEY STORIES
Book cover: they go on for SO long and we all get tired

Book cover: HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO WOMEN WHO REMIND HIM OF HIS MOTHER
Book cover: Personality-Wise? Maybe It's Your Body.

Book cover: HE'S A TOTAL JERK BUT YOU GET MAD AT US IF WE SAY THAT
Book cover: so this book is about dinosaurs instead
Book cover: happy anniversary

Book cover: HE BROKE UP WITH YOU BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU
Book cover: he didn't dial the wrong number and then break up with you because he thought you were somebody else with the same name that he no longer wanted to be cheating on you with, is the thing

Book cover: YOUR BODY NO LONGER EXCITES HER
Book cover: the book!