T-Rex: I wonder if there would ever be a nation in the future that described itself in opposition to other nations!
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T-Rex: And in this future-nation there would be trees! And lakes! And birds! And beavers!
T-Rex: Beavers would be important, somehow.
T-Rex: Also this future-land everybody would live in igloos and fight bears.
Utahraptor: Igloos?
T-Rex: Yeah! Because my future-country is in the great white north and therefore everybody lives in igloos.
Utahraptor: That's a cultural stereotype, T-Rex.
T-Rex: So? It's my made-up country.
T-Rex: It doesn't actually exist, you know. It is MADE-UP. CHIMERICAL.
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