T-Rex: Ah, what a busy day. Time for me to go to bed and be naked and unconscious for, oh, about eight hours!

〚music comes from above, with text rotated by 90°〛
Music: Party party party hard
Music: Party in a dude's backyard
Music: Party party party nice
Music: Party hard to be precise

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: So there I was, lying in my bed, ALMOST ASLEEP, and this terrible techno music starts blasting! It wasn't even good techno. It was terrible. It was so loud that even when I closed my window I could still hear it! Incidentally, I was lying on my back, so that if the words were rendered visually, they would appear to be sideways.
Dromiceiomimus: Of course!!

T-Rex: My window's at the head of my bed so that's where the words would come from.
Utahraptor: I get it!

T-Rex: Anyway THE POINT is that I came up with an elaborate revenge scheme in case it ever happens again.
Utahraptor: What is it?
T-Rex: It's so obvious! I'm going to learn how to throw knives at distance such that they can cut speaker wires!

Narrator: A FEW MONTHS LATER:
Off panel: Hey, our terrible techno music stopped!
T-Rex: KNIFE to meet you, gentlemen!! Sorry if I flew off the HANDLE. And now, I BLADE you adieu!
Off panel: Guys!! Nobody but the guy who did it could make such puns!

August 21st, 2007: TCAF was basically the best convention I've ever been to. I rate it: ULTRA FUN TIMES!! You should come when it happens again, in two years!

Isotown is a great comic unlike any other where you get to watch a pixel town get built up, building by building. All the art is done in Paint and it's really nice. There's been a small three-dimensional (!) arc about a man jumping off a tower, and in the climax, T-Rex showed up to rescue him! Way to go, T-Rex! You stepped on a dude's car.

One year ago today: t-rex doesn't so much 'stop reading' books as he 'memorably abandons' them

– Ryan