T-Rex: Kids today are always sneaking into caves! And you know what they're doing in there?
T-Rex: I'll TELL you what they're doing!
T-Rex: They're painting DEER on the WALLS instead of hunting and gathering with their families!
T-Rex: I don't know what to do. I tell them "stop painting deer" and you know what they do? They paint a really stupid-looking deer - seriously, the worst deer you can imagine, a full-on baloney deer - and then they call me into the cave and point at it and say "look, that's you."
Dromiceiomimus: Can you see the painting clearly? Isn't it dark?
T-Rex: THEY HAVE TORCHES! This is a diss that takes PLANNING and like, INFRASTRUCTURE!
T-Rex: I worry about the next generation of kids. I really do!
Utahraptor: Same, bud!
Utahraptor: I caught some kids today TILLING. They were like "we're gonna plant seeds instead of gathering; this way we can stay in one place instead of moving all the time and can create longer-lasting buildings."
T-Rex: INFRASTRUCTURE! It's always the same! WHY do kids love INFRASTRUCTURE so much?
Narrator: LATER, IN A CAVE:
T-Rex: Dang it! I wanted to come here to sit in the dark and smell bear poop, and now that my eyes have adjusted, you know what I see?
T-Rex: DEER!
T-Rex: DEER ALL OVER THE FRIGGIN' WALLS
