T-Rex: I have thought of the snappiest comeback ever! All I have to do is trick that Utahraptor into telling me what he'd like to make a living doing, if he had a choice. Then I can say:
T-Rex: "Well, sure..."
T-Rex: "If you call that 'living'!"
T-Rex: He will be so shocked! I expect this "zinger" to go down in history as the best example of its kind ever!
T-Rex: Stomping a few buildings and women should get his attention...
Utahraptor: Stop stomping on things!
T-Rex: Only if you answer me a question!
T-Rex: If you could do anything to make a living, what would it be?
Utahraptor: I have always wanted to be a doctor; they are so honourable in my mind and do so much for people in need.
Utahraptor: 〚small〛 So much
Utahraptor: 〚tiny〛 They are the most pure and untouched example of "good" that I can imagine.
Utahraptor: 〚tiny〛 Furthermore...
Narrator: LATER...
T-Rex: ... if you call that "living!"