T-Rex: So!
T-Rex: Time to discuss my lovemaking technique!
Dromiceiomimus: Whoah whoah whoah - T-Rex! Nobody wants to hear about your lovemaking 'technique'!
T-Rex: Okay, how about my lovemaking strategy?
Dromiceiomimus: No! Good gosh, this talk belongs in the bedroom, IF ANYWHERE.
Utahraptor: Wow, you sure got shot down there, my friend!
T-Rex: I don't get it!
T-Rex: I wasn't going to BRAG! My lovemaking technique consists of a series of awkward fumbles and whispered apologies.
Utahraptor: Whoah!
T-Rex: 〚small〛 I whisper apologies over and over while maintaining unbroken eye contact
Utahraptor: Holy shit!
T-Rex: Hah! Just kidding!
T-Rex: I guess this is how rumours get started, huh?