Narrator: T-REX HAS INJECTED HIMSELF WITH TRUTH SERUM OF HIS OWN DESIGN: T-Rex: Indeedy! Now everything I say will be the truth!
T-Rex: The path to enlightenment is truly through homemade drugs!
T-Rex: Go ahead, Dromiceiomimus! Ask me anything! Dromiceiomimus: Okay, um... What's ten times two? T-Rex: Twenty. Oh my gosh; it works!
Utahraptor: Oooh! Hey, I've got some questions! T-Rex: No way dude!
T-Rex: I'm afraid you'll ask me some personal questions (of a sexual nature) that I don't want to answer! T-Rex: Wait, what the hell? This was supposed to be a truth serum, not a VOLUNTEER INFORMATION serum! Utahraptor: You're out of control!
T-Rex: I've recently discovered the joys of sleeping naked, by the way! T-Rex: Don't listen to me!!
What are the haps my friends
can dinosaur comics merchandise really fix it all? it might, maybe it can
This comic is from October 27th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?