T-Rex: One day aliens arrived in orbit of this pale blue dot, this isolated island of life, this lonely... Spaceship Earth!!
T-Rex: Only they were the bad kind of aliens, oh crap!!
T-Rex: They started abducting us to scan our brains. "Huh, this guy knows a lot about Spider-Man," one alien said in Alienese. "I got someone who also knows a lot about Spider-Man too," said another.
T-Rex: "This one runs their 'United Nations' and knows government secrets, but also about Spider-Man," said a third.
Utahraptor: Do the aliens not know what fiction is?
T-Rex: DON'T SPOIL IT!!
T-Rex: Soon the aliens were learning all they could about this "Spider-Man", convinced he was critical to understanding Earth itself. "This J. Jonah Jameson is right to demand photos of him," they muttered.
Utahraptor: The aliens don't know what fiction is.
T-Rex: STOP SPOILING IT!!
T-Rex: Ahem. The aliens were soon studying Kraven the Hunter, hoping to find the web-crawler's weakness, when -
Off panel: Hey everyone! In T-Rex's story, the aliens don't know what fiction is!!
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR
T-Rex: PLEASE
T-Rex: WRITING IS HARD FOR ME
