T-Rex: Once you grind enough to NOT lose quickly, the game gradually - as if you wouldn't notice! - speeds up until it's LITERALLY unplayable. Tetris's endgame is broken and must be patched!

T-Rex: And stay with me gamers, because I'm not even CLOSE to done yeeting sacred horses here!!

T-Rex: In chess, you can EASILY enter a zombie state in which it's IMPOSSIBLE for you to win but you still haven't lost! This is a HUGE error in game design, and causes rage quits so often gamers gave it their own name: "resigning".
Dromiceiomimus: Chess's endgame is broken and must be patched.

Utahraptor: Also, the queen piece has needed to be nerfed since the 15th century but the devs don't care!
T-Rex: HOLLA

Utahraptor: And don't get me started on Snakes and Ladders, which is so unbalanced by its RNG that you can play it against a dog and lose. A dog! Snakes and Ladders' end game, mid game, and opening game is broken and must be patched.

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Earlier today I meant to say "sacred cow" but I said "sacred horses" instead, but I do not believe this should be held against me: idioms' endgame is broken and must be patched.