T-Rex: People always say "live life to the fullest" but man, who has the time?
T-Rex: Honestly! WHO, I dare ask, has it??
T-Rex: Because if you ARE living life to the fullest, then no WAY are you having any downtime. You're doing stuff ALL THE TIME. Even your sleep is action-packed, taking place in adventurous locales and WITH adventurous locals!
T-Rex: And you're definitely not spending time just, like, watching TV!!
T-Rex: You're at LEAST doing it with friends.
Utahraptor: The fullest friends!
Utahraptor: And you're STUDYING it and LEARNING from it and just DEVOURING it, your full mind ABLAZE, and you never ONCE take a moment off because then you'd be living life to a mere SUBOPTIMAL DEGREE, rendering it all a WASTE.
T-Rex: Phew!
Utahraptor: EXHAUSTING.
Off panel: And THAT'S why I've left "living life to the fullest" to chumps, and I personally try to live life to the merest 60% to 80% of maximum capacity.
T-Rex: You're very wise.
Off panel: Oh no, I do NOT need the pressure of being known for wisdom, thanks!!