T-Rex: I've got bad news, everyone. HORRIBLE news, really. It's with no joy that I announce the following: your boy T-Rex...
T-Rex: ...has got himself some EXPENSIVE TASTES!
Dromiceiomimus: Oh wow, T-Rex... you ever HUMBLEBRAG much?
T-Rex: No, it's not a brag! It's SINCERE. I now like expensive chocolates and can no longer enjoy the crappy chocolates I used to gobble when I was a kid! They taste waxy and gross and I'd really rather eat nothing at all than eat bad chocolate now!
Dromiceiomimus: Oh boo hoo!
T-Rex: NO, IT REALLY SUCKS!
T-Rex: I'm RUINED for regular chocolate now! Forever!
Utahraptor: My heart breaks! What will you do?!
T-Rex: LISTEN, this is NOT a brag. It SUCKS. I was PERFECTLY CONTENT with cheapo chocos before, and the joy I got from THEM is no greater than what I now get from pricy choc! The only difference is now it costs me WAY more. Expensive taste is a SCAM and I wish I never tried legit good chocolate!!
Narrator: LATER, T-REX TRIES A BURGER THAT COSTS THREE TIMES AS MUCH AS THE FAST FOOD BURGERS HE USUALLY GETS AND IT'S AMAZING:
T-Rex: Aw for crying out loud!!
T-Rex: LOOKS LIKE I ROB BANKS NOW