T-Rex: Okay, so like, I know a lot about Star Trek. Tons. Maybe too much? And I love to read about it and watch whatever I can and discuss it with others and evaluate Star Trek theories based on their merits.

T-Rex: WHY can't I be like this for something USEFUL??

T-Rex: What is wrong with our brains that we'll be like "oooh, shiny fictional TV show" and go HOG WILD learning and obsessing and thinking about it, but when it comes to actually practical things to study like math and/or philosophy and/or plumbing, our brains are all OH SNOOZE, BORING, I WILL LEARN THIS ONLY UNDER THE HIGHEST DURESS, SEE YA??

Utahraptor: I mean, not everyone's brain is like that. Presumably plumbers are more into plumbing.

T-Rex: Fine, but MY brain is!
Utahraptor: Or MAYBE we're ALL interested in entertainment, but others have simply found a way to make work interesting in a way you haven't yet?
T-Rex: Huh! That's just crazy enough to work!!

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