T-Rex: Imagine having a dog that's 8 years old! And then someone asks how old your dog is! And you say "eight"!
T-Rex: AND THEN THEY SAY "OH SO ABOUT FOUR YEARS LEFT THEN"!!
T-Rex: You don't get to start counting DOWN, everyone! When I live to be a hundred, you don't get to say "oh, just twenty years left then"!
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, you don't actually think that the average lifespan of dinosaurs is a hundred and twenty, do you?
T-Rex: ...It's not?
Utahraptor: It's definitely not. It's actually well below 100 years.
T-Rex: AHHHH!
Utahraptor: T-Rex, calm down! Take a breath!
T-Rex: AHHHH I JUST LOST DECADES FROM MY LIFE, AHHHHHHH
Utahraptor: T-Rex!
T-Rex: AHHH MY MIDLIFE CRISIS SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED YEARS AGO AND NOW IT'S OVERDUE AND IS HITTING ME ALL AT ONCE
T-Rex: AHHHHHH IT'S MY UNDERSTANDING THAT I NOW NEED TO BUY A SPORTS CAR AND GET BIG INTO SEX
T-Rex: I HAD PLANS TO ONLY DRIVE A REGULAR CAR AND BE THE REGULAR AMOUNT INTO SEX
T-Rex: NOOOOOOOO
