T-Rex: If we look at popular music, there's a lot of songs about love! Even outside our culture, this idea of "what should I sing about oh wait I'ma sing about my feelings, that definitely interests other people" stands relatively strong!
T-Rex: NICE.
T-Rex: This implies that love songs may be a cultural universal - wherever you find US, you'll find songs of love. And that, in turn, says something about us! It suggests, for example, that we are far too polite to ask someone to stop once they've started a song about how great their girlfriend is or was or will be if the creepy singer can ever stop crying at the sight of her skin.
Utahraptor: I mean, there's also a lot of songs about butts.
T-Rex: Come on. Not that much!
Utahraptor: "Baby Got Back" (1992, 2005, 2013, arguably 2014), "Shake Your Rump", "Booty", "2 Much Booty (In da Pants)", "Tush", "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk", "Bubble Butt", "Big Ole Butt", "Back Dat Ass Up", "Fat Bottomed Girls", "Rumpshaker", Mozart's "Lick Me in the Arse", AND THAT IS JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.
Off panel: Therefore, by YOUR reasoning, singing about butts is also a cultural universal and our butt obsession is the one thing that unites us all on this lonely planet.
T-Rex: ...Huh!
T-Rex: Honestly, I actually don't see a problem here??