T-Rex: Civilization has produced some great things, but you know what else it has produced?
T-Rex: Some not so great things!!
T-Rex: Thing is, you don't get us-induced climate change without millions of us's producing carbon dioxide on planetary scale, and you don't get that without civilization!! Check and mate!
Dromiceiomimus: You're against civilization now?
T-Rex: I'm flirting with the idea, Dromiceiomimus! I'm making eyes at it across a crowded bar!!
Utahraptor: You love civilization!
T-Rex: PROVE IT.
Utahraptor: Easy. The resources required for a spa (hot and cold pools, clean water and machinery, not to mention the electricity required for all of those PLUS speakers playing relaxing music) are cost prohibitive without a large group of people to support them, hence: civilization.
T-Rex: FINE: CIVILIZATION IS GOOD, ACTUALLY.
T-Rex: But it is only my unironic love of silently getting wet and hot then wet and cold then room temperature and dry that makes me say this??
