T-Rex: Names are pretty arbitrary! Your parents pick whatever sounds good to them, and then you're stuck with it for the rest of your life!
T-Rex: Unless you change your name, and that's equally arbitrary!
T-Rex: And if you're named after someone, that's just a tradition of REPEATED arbitrariness. And when you add in all the towns and cities and natural landmarks named after people, that only increases the arbitrariness!
T-Rex: All names are random and could've easily ended up differently!
Utahraptor: Well, some places are named after features, like "Lake Placid".
T-Rex: But WORDS are arbitrary too!
T-Rex: There's no relation between the MEANING of the word "placid" and the sound your mouth makes when you say it! Therefore, you MUST admit that all language sounds are essentially MEANINGLESS and therefore RANDOM!
Utahraptor: Okay, fine! I accept your argument!
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Little does Utahraptor know he's just irrevocably conceded the possibility that there's a parallel universe where instead of "Smith", the most common name is "Pooplord Junior"!
T-Rex: Thank you; no further questions
