T-Rex: Petey-O, who was a failed writer and not JUST because of his name, stared at his computer screen in frustration. This was his last chance. If he didn't write a great story, TODAY... then he would lose EVERYTHING.

T-Rex: Suddenly, words began to appear on the screen!

T-Rex: Petey-O looked around the coffeeshop he was in. Nobody was reacting. He looked at the keyboard. He definitely wasn't typing on his laptop. There was only one explanation: there was a higher force in the universe, and it was taking pity on him! He stared in joy as the words began. "Once upon a time," he read as the words appeared one by one, "there was a -"

Utahraptor: "uninformed computer user who had allowed overseas scammers to take control of his machine."
T-Rex: OH NO

Utahraptor: "Send us $600 in the next half hour," the words demanded, "or we will delete all your files".
T-Rex: Well FRIG, Utahraptor. "GUESS THERE'S NO MAGIC, JUST STRANGERS TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE," said Petey-O, slamming the laptop shut. "OH WELL, NOW IT'S TIME FOR OL' PETEY-O TO DIE".

Off panel: Wait, T-Rex! "Later on, Petey-O and the hacker fell in love and worked together on a novel about their relationship... called '(A)bort, (R)etry... (L)OVE??'"
T-Rex: PETEY-O IS SAVED!!
T-Rex: TITLE COULD USE SOME WORK THOUGH