T-Rex: Batman, who was the best at solving crimes, scowled. His mask was molded into a permanent scary scowl so criminals would be spooked, but he was scowling "IRL" under the mask too.
T-Rex: Someone was committing crimes in Gotham City again!!
T-Rex: "This is SPECIFICALLY what I didn't want criminals to do", Batman muttered as he ran across the rooftops. "And yet, despite all I do, people are still making crimes happen. For crying out loud." He called his buddy Superman for advice, but Superman was saying the same thing! "I have laser vision and people are still committing crimes!" he said.
Utahraptor: "I gotta go fight 'em, we'll talk later!"
T-Rex: Batman heard the line go dead and brooded pretty hard.
T-Rex: He grappled with a dark thought: if even a man who could THROW YOU INTO THE SUN wasn't stopping people from committing crimes, then could it be there was NOTHING in our essential nature AGAINST criminality? Could his war on crime be as futile as a war on EATING, a war on BREATHING??
T-Rex: "No," said Batman, "that's crazy", and then he arrested every criminal and made them promise to try harder to be good.
Off panel: Batman is incredible.
T-Rex: Yes, I love him for this and also many other reasons.