Narrator: COMPRESSED LITERATURE COMICS today's literature:
Narrator: THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU
T-Rex: One day a dude lands on an island run by a biologist specializing in vivisection!
T-Rex: The other "people" there are weirdly furry and animal-like, which leads the dude to think "Wow, I wonder if this doctor, who specializes in grafting different animal parts together, is using now-discredited ideas from the 1800s of how that works (because this is when this story was written) to suppress the 'bestial' aspects of animals and thereby 'elevate' them to our level??" and SURPRISE, that's what's happening.
Utahraptor: And then things go wrong and the animals turn against their masters?
T-Rex: YOU KNOW IT!
T-Rex: It's Jurassic Park, but HERE animals are created by a dino named "Dr. Moreau" in the PRESENT, rather than the science fiction of dinosaurs being created by humans in the distant future under the supposition that we all go extinct in some sort of "catastrophic event"?? Hah! I'd like to see THAT!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Dear audio diary: great news! I keep setting up ironic comeuppance but it keeps not happening so I can only assume we live forever??
T-Rex: So, that's nice
