T-Rex: Want to better yourself each and every day? Sure you do! So what are you waiting for??
T-Rex: MASTER A NEW SKILL ALREADY!
T-Rex: And before you say "mastering skills is hard, it takes literally WEEKS to figure out how to paint something like the Sistine Chapel, and possibly even longer??" let me say: you are defining skills TOO NARROWLY. Smaller things are skills too! For example, *I* am a master of breathing air without dying. I do it BASICALLY 24/7. Yeah. It's no big deal for me.
Utahraptor: I've seen you choke on your own saliva while attempting to breathe air.
T-Rex: Yes! In the PAST.
T-Rex: But since then I've been practicing LITERALLY NON-STOP, and now I'm better at it. Ask me how my "squeeze my heart to pump blood through my body" practice has been going.
Utahraptor: How's it been going?
T-Rex: PRETTY GREAT!
T-Rex: I hereby declare everyone hearing these words a MASTER of breathing and pumping blood, except those few who are dying from suffocation or heart failure as I speak. To them I say: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, CALL AN AMBULANCE
T-Rex: AHHHHHHHHHH
