T-Rex: Love classic rap from the 90s?
Narrator: (IN THIS PANEL EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T LOVE CLASSIC RAP FROM THE 90s REALIZES THEY ACTUALLY DO LOVE IT AFTER ALL AND THEIR LIVES SUDDENLY BECOME MARKEDLY IMPROVED)
T-Rex: Great! But you've probably faced a problem: there's only SO MUCH classic rap out there... and you've already heard it all! What's the answer?
Dromiceiomimus: Go back in time to create different timelines and then farm music from them to -
T-Rex: TOO DIFFICULT!!
T-Rex: The answer... is to ABANDON ENGLISH.
Utahraptor: Bien sur! I was already leaning that way anyway!
T-Rex: I'm serious! There's a whole world of CLASSIC FRENCH RAP that has the exact same STYLE of beats, but they're all new! And yeah, you don't know what they're rapping about, but it's never too late to learn a new language!
Off panel: You'd learn a language just to be able to understand rap in it?
T-Rex: My friend, every language I've learned - INCLUDING MY FIRST ONE - was 1000% done simply to spit lyrical flame to sucka MCs!
T-Rex: No regrets
