T-Rex: It's medieval times! People haven't invented cell phones, and WHAT'S WORSE, they think pooping into water and then drinking that water is "pretty chill". The world is a very different place!

T-Rex: And things are generally horrible!!

T-Rex: But that's depressing, so let's say it's FANTASY medieval times. People say "thou" and "thee" a lot, they eat ONLY at giant banquets and even then EXCLUSIVELY giant turkey legs, and everyone is a knight or knows someone who is.
Dromiceiomimus: Nice! This sounds like a much more pleasant time!
T-Rex: A much more pleasant... MEDIEVAL time??

Utahraptor: But they still drink poop water, yeah?
T-Rex: God. I guess so, huh?

T-Rex: Okay, so it's FANTASY medieval times, except they have the germ theory of disease and basic hygiene.
Utahraptor: And corrective lenses, so everyone can see.
T-Rex: Absolutely. And aspirin pills. All the "huzzah"ing gives them headaches so they for sure invented aspirin pills.

Off panel: Okay. So then what happens?
T-Rex: Heck man, I guess everyone sits around for a thousand years not knowing what a molecule is.
Narrator: "THE WONDERS OF HISTORY"