T-Rex: Batman stopped Two-Face from robbing a bank, then dropped him off at jail. "It's time 'to face' justice!" Bats said in a way he thought was both grim AND hilarious!

T-Rex: Unfortunately for him, Two-Face and the police officers there did not agree!

T-Rex: "I think it's pretty clear he's in the midst of a prolonged mental health crisis," Commissioner Gordon said, quietly. "Is this really the best time to be making puns based on his name? Especially since it's a name he took only after suffering severe physical trauma?? The one when he got horribly scarred, I mean. Not the one when you beat him up just now."

Utahraptor: Batman's really dug himself a hole here, hasn't he?
T-Rex: YEP!

T-Rex: Gordon was gonna say another thing, but then he glanced away, and Batman did that thing where he disappears whenever you glance away. Later on Batman sent Two-Face some get-well-soon flowers, but on the card he said "I hope this makes a DENT in your sadness": another name pun, so really Batman, what are you even doing?

Narrator: THE END
Narrator: VIGILANTISM IS COMPLICATED I GUESS