T-Rex: Ever since death was accidentally invented some years ago, people have wondered... "for real: what is its deal?"

Narrator: WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU DIE
Narrator: dinosaurs investigate

T-Rex: Well, great news: I have made an observation of SEVERAL houseplants dying, and I can tell you this is EXACTLY what happens after you die: your leaves turn brown, and then you get thrown in the garbage.
T-Rex: I can only ASSUME the same applies to non-houseplant forms of life??

Utahraptor: But do houseplants have souls?
T-Rex: What? WHAT??

T-Rex: WHY ARE YOU COMPLICATING THIS? We just solved a HUGE QUESTION that's stymied the GREATEST MINDS OF ALL TIME, and you want to complicate it by bringing INTANGIBLE, UNMEASURABLE SOULS into the mix? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
T-Rex: I CAN'T EVEN KEEP A HOUSEPLANT ALIVE!!

Narrator: EARLIER:
T-Rex: A dead aloe plant?! Hah!
T-Rex: THIS definitely won't cause any existential crises in ME, that's for darn sure!!