Narrator: SOCIAL MEDIA
Narrator: for seniors

T-Rex: Whoah whoah whoah, hold up!

T-Rex: There is a NOT-UNPROBLEMATIC ASSUMPTION at play here! Not all seniors are so bad at social media that they need a stranger to explain it to them, that poor stranger unaware that they will now forever be CALLED ON THE PHONE by that senior whenever anything goes wrong in the future because they "were the one who put that website on my computer"!!

Utahraptor: T-Rex, your objection is itself not unproblematic!
T-Rex: Gasp!

Utahraptor: Also, as we will either all become seniors one day or LITERALLY DIE TRYING, I think we should start talking them up now. Remember: every senior you see is someone who either KILLED ALL THEIR ENEMIES or learned enough grace to let them live. THOSE ARE THE ONLY TWO OPTIONS.
T-Rex: DAMN!!

T-Rex: I, for this one moment that's beginning to fade even as I make my way through this sentence, cannot WAIT to be old!!