T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes, the public domain detective anyone can use, frowned. This mystery challenged even his highly-developed mystery-solving organ, or "brain"!

T-Rex: SOMEONE had been robbing from the rich and giving to the poor!!

T-Rex: Sherlock was stumped. All he'd been able to deduce so far was that the criminal was working with a gang of outlaws that included at least one friar, a fat guy everyone called "little" because jokes, and just a single woman because sexisms. But even his hardest deductions hadn't revealed their identities! Who was it who had been robbin' 'hoods? "That's new slang for 'neighbourhood' that I just invented," muttered Sherlock, mid-deduction.

Utahraptor: "Do we even desire to capture this rogue?" asked Watson.
T-Rex: "Whyever not?" said Sherlock.

Utahraptor: "Wealth inequality," said Watson, "is a market failure that leads to crime, unrest, and corruption, but which if corrected produces increased population happiness, education, wellness, AND market growth. The only one actually addressing these issues is this... this robbing hoodlum."

T-Rex: "Oh duh, it's Robin Hood," said Sherlock. "Geez. That was obvious. I should've seen that way earlier. Duh."
T-Rex: Sherlock telephoned Scotland Yard to tell them who to arrest. THE END.