T-Rex: One day Sherlock Holmes was reading "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" which made sense, because remember how in-universe Watson writes up his Sherlock experiences as stories and publishes them for some reason??

T-Rex: And how everyone involved thinks this is COMPLETELY NORMAL??

T-Rex: And it's like, yes, if I hung out with MY friends and six months later I found "THAT TIME I HUNG OUT WITH T-REX" on the bestseller list and that kept happening every single time I hung out with this one dude, I would definitely keep hanging out with this guy anyway.
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, are we forgetting YOUR thinly fictionalized "Lady D And King Rex: A Passionate Affair... Of The Lips"??

Utahraptor: ...We're forgetting it, aren't we?
T-Rex: IF AT ALL POSSIBLE.

T-Rex: LISTEN: we all made mistakes when we were younger, and MY mistake was trying to write stories about the people I smooched, and then selling them as 99 cent ebooks which SUGGESTED erotic imagery but which mostly contained my NOT UNCONTROVERSIAL theories of how dolphins communicate.

T-Rex: I think they're sending sonar images back and forth: THAT'S why traditional linguistic analysis hasn't worked!! But the only way I can get people to read my theories is to promise there'll be smooching!!
T-Rex: THERE ISN'T