Narrator: DINOSAUR COMICS STARTED OVER 13 YEARS AGO. TO CELEBRATE THIS COMIC NOW BEING A TEENAGER, HERE ARE SOME

Narrator: 〚large〛 JOKES FOR TEENS

T-Rex: What did the authority figure say to the teen?
Dromiceiomimus: What?
T-Rex: Who knows? The teen couldn't understand, because the authority figure couched it in old-timey references that only seniors understand, like "M.A.S.H." and "The Rolling Stones"!
Dromiceiomimus: Hah hah hah

T-Rex: What did the parent have for breakfast?
Utahraptor: I dunno! What?

T-Rex: He didn't, because he spent all of breakfast changing settings on his tablet so it'd connect to his work VPN, but UNLIKE THE TEEN didn't know their firewall dropped requests originating on non-standard ports, so he was just wasting his time!!
Utahraptor: Hah hah hah!
Utahraptor: LOSER

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