T-Rex: Ten thousand years ago we hadn't invented CIVILIZATION, let alone cool things like pleated skirts and movies with robots in them. We sat around bashing stones together SO MUCH that we named the entire AGE after it.
T-Rex: I hate to say it, but it's the truth: we were a HOT MESS.
Dromiceiomimus: Yeah, but we were stupid cave men and women back then! We weren't EVOLVED.
T-Rex: Evolution happens real slow, yo! Here's a crazy fact truth: our bodies are the same now as they were ten thousand years ago. Like, IDENTICAL. We had the same "anatomically modern" bodies then as we have now!
Utahraptor: So there's nothing biologically separating the modern usses from cave usses?
T-Rex: Nope!
T-Rex: We just SEEM smart because our parents taught us a language, then used that to share all the things their parents told THEM, plus all the new things they found out, like what a DNA is and how to make cell phones with slightly curved screens.
Narrator: CONCLUSION: LANGUAGE IS SUPER IMPORTANT!!
Narrator: BUT IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THAT
Narrator: wow damn, i guess just show this comic to a baby, the dinosaurs might interest them and thereby encourage them to learn what a language is