Narrator: T-REX HAS PUBLISHED A BOOK OF BIOGRAPHIES
T-Rex: They're mostly lifted from Wikipedia!
Narrator: THEY'RE MOSTLY LIFTED FROM WIKIPEDIA

T-Rex: But after a person's accomplishments are listed, I put "They died anyway!"

T-Rex: It's SO GOOD. "Albert Einstein described the relationship between energy and matter. He died anyway!" "Genghis Khan has a lot of sex and wars. He died anyway!"
Dromiceiomimus: What if I want to learn about the past and NOT be reminded of my own inevitable upcoming demise??
T-Rex: There's probably other books for that, I dunno

Utahraptor: I think you're not death-centered enough!
T-Rex: Whoah! THIS HAS NEVER BEEN SAID OF ME BEFORE.

Utahraptor: Histories that begin "1800s: Everyone who lived at this time is dead. Anyway,"! Fiction that starts with "Even though these characters are imaginary they too will die, for even in fiction death stalks us all. In any case, it is a truth universally acknowledged,"!
Utahraptor: MEMENTO MORI FOR EVERYONE.

Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE:
Off panel: It's so rad that we uploaded our brains into self-repairing computers powered by the universe herself, thereby finally freeing ourselves from the shackles of mortality!
T-Rex: I mean, I GUESS??