T-Rex: The velocity of a body remains constant unless the body is acted upon by an external force.
T-Rex: That's Newton's First Law o' Motion!
T-Rex: But what did Newton know, huh?? Are we really gonna follow LAWS laid down by THE MAN?
Dromiceiomimus: Laws laid down by A man, you mean. Not THE man.
T-Rex: Still! What's the point of laws anyway? The good people don't need them and the bad people don't obey them!
Utahraptor: They're laws in the observational sense, not in the prescriptive sense.
T-Rex: OH.
T-Rex: Well clearly Newton has this thing wrapped up nicely and we're all going to remain at constant velocity until an external force acts on us because WE ALL LOVE FOLLOWING RULES.
Utahraptor: If you don't like the rules, make your own universe with different ones!
T-Rex: I WILL.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: HAH HAH HAH WOW
T-Rex: I HAVE LIKE
T-Rex: ZERO IDEA WHERE TO START
