Narrator: DID SOMEONE AT WORK STEAL YOUR LUNCH?
Narrator: PRINT THIS COMIC OUT AND DISTRIBUTE IT TO EVERYONE'S DESK WITHOUT EXCEPTION
T-Rex: Hello! Someone ate my lunch right out of the fridge. IT WAS YOU, AND I FRIGGIN' KNOW IT.
Narrator: DID YOU EAT MY LUNCH [ ] YES [ ] NO
Narrator: I KNOW IT WAS YOU, JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH. DID YOU EAT MY LUNCH? [ ] YES [ ] NO
Narrator: YOU KEEP SELECTING "NO" AND I UNDERSTAND WHY, I DO, BUT I REALLY JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. ONE LAST TIME: DID YOU EAT MY LUNCH? [ ] YES, I ATE YOUR LUNCH [ ] NO, I ATE YOUR LUNCH
Narrator: I ADMIT TO EATING YOUR LUNCH [ ] I'LL DO IT AGAIN [ ] I FEEL NO REMORSE; I HAVE NEVER FELT IT
Narrator: I WILL PAY YOU BACK THIS MUCH FOR EATING YOUR LUNCH [ ] FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS [ ] FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS [ ] FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS [ ] FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS [ ] FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS [ ] FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS
Narrator: P.S. THIS IS A LEGALLY-BINDING DOCUMENT
