Narrator: SO YOU WANT TO LEARN ENGLISH
T-Rex: You, my friend, have come to the right comic!
T-Rex: Alright!
T-Rex: To start, let's assume you know every word used in this comic!
T-Rex: If you don't, come back when you've learned them all. Don't worry, we'll ONLY be using the words found in this comic, so it shouldn't take too long. Ready? Perfect.
Dromiceiomimus: So the first thing you need to know is that everything is crazy in English and nothing makes sense.
T-Rex: Great! You're already a pro!
Utahraptor: HOWEVER: there are some rules that CANNOT be bent.
T-Rex: Memorize the following. LIVE IT.
T-Rex: The Oxford comma is important, critical, and necessary.
Utahraptor: If you say "begs the question" to mean "raises the question" you are a lesser person. Objectively so.
T-Rex and Utahraptor: These are our hills; we shall die on them.
Narrator: CONGRATULATIONS!! NOW YOU KNOW ENGLISH
Narrator: YES, IT IS TOO LATE FOR REGRETS
Narrator: YES, IT IS TOO LATE FOR US ALL
