Narrator: HOW TO USE WIKIPEDIA
T-Rex: Wikipedia is amazing if you want to know facts about something, but INSTEAD decide to go with what a bunch of internet strangers have temporarily agreed is the truth!!

T-Rex: Actually, it's kinda ideal for that exact situation!

T-Rex: And if you don't like what Wikipedia says, you can change it! But then some random stranger will change it back with a snippy "citation needed for 'dogs = mega ultrarad'", and you're like, have you SEEN dogs? Have you EVEN EVER SEEN A DOG. Because you obviously haven't or you'd know precisely how ultrarad they are, which is: mega. They are mega ultrarad and PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW.
T-Rex: Frig.

Utahraptor: Wait, you're xXERTx??
T-Rex: Wait - YOU'RE the guy who reverts all my dog updates??

Narrator: AWKWARD MOMENT FEATURING TENSE, SUSTAINED STRING MUSIC

Narrator: LATER:
Narrator: AWKWARD MOMENT FEATURING NIRVANA'S "HEART-SHAPED BOX" MASHED UP WITH "CALL ME MAYBE"