T-Rex: You have an old hunk of plastic, and you don't want it anymore! So you throw it away. Littering's cool to you! Unfortunately, your garbage plastic is disc shaped such that it gathers lift when thrown with sufficient angular momentum!
Narrator: FRISBEE AS SHE IS PLAYED
T-Rex: But one of your friends is like "Yo, I'll take that", so they run like hell to catch it. But then they're like "Hold on, this is garbage, I don't want this either" and they toss it away too. And you're really excited - free garbage!! - so you run to catch it, only then you realize it's the same plastic you didn't want in the first place. Listen, I -
T-Rex: I think you guys might be touched in the head.
Utahraptor: Could this task be made more, oh I don't know, XTREME? Perhaps... ULTIMATE?
T-Rex: In fact it can!
T-Rex: Throw some modified football rules on top and now large groups of people can play "Who Wants The Garbage, I Do, Wait No I Don't".
Utahraptor: Ah.
T-Rex: We all must find our own path in life, Utahraptor, and for some it's playing "no, YOU throw it out" for points.
T-Rex: When the hunk of plastic IS finally successfully put in the garbage, its plastic molecules will last in the ecosystem for thousands of years.
Narrator: THE END
