God: T-REX I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW SOMEONE'S MOVED INTO TOWN
T-Rex: Yes?
God: WHOSE NAME
T-Rex: Yes??
God: IS MARIO PARTEE
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T-Rex: I am totally cool about this and have no reaction at allllLLLLLLLL I'M SORRY I CAN'T DO IT I'M SORRY BUT MARIO PARTEE YOUR NAME IS LITERALLY "MARIO PARTEE"!!
Dromiceiomimus: If Mario Partee had a kid he could name it "Mario Partee 2".
T-Rex: AHHHHHH I CAN'T EVEN DEAL
T-Rex: Utahraptor, is it bad to be friends with someone just because of their name?
Utahraptor: Yep!
T-Rex: Okay, but is it bad to FIRST be friends because of the name, but then later become REAL friends?
Utahraptor: I... guess not? That IS what you did with Don Kikong.
T-Rex: OH MY GOD, HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT DON KIKONG??
T-Rex: HE STOPPED TALKING TO ME AFTER I REFUSED TO STOP ADDRESSING HIM BY ONLY HIS FULL NAME AT ALL TIMES
T-Rex: AND YET
T-Rex: I STILL LOVE HIM FOREVER
