Narrator: 〚dark red〛 the DINOSAUR at the end of this comic Narrator: 〚dark blue〛 starring lovable, scaly old 〚green〛 T-REX T-Rex: Hello, everybodee! T-Rex: This is a very dull panel. What is on the next panel?
T-Rex: 〚red〛 WHAT DID THAT SAY? 〚end red〛 Did that say there will be a dinosaur at the end of this comic?
T-Rex: It did? Oh, I am so scared of dinosaurs!! T-Rex: Listen, I have an idea. If you do not read 〚dark red〛any panels〚end dark red〛, we will never get to the end of this comic. T-Rex: And that is good, because there is a 〚dark red〛 dinosaur 〚end dark red〛 at the end of this comic. T-Rex: 〚small〛 so please do not read the next panel.
Utahraptor: 〚dark red〛 THEY READ THE PANEL! T-Rex: Maybe you do not understand! You do not know what you are 〚dark red〛 doing 〚end dark red〛 to me!
T-Rex: I, T-Rex, am 〚dark red〛 begging 〚end dark red〛 you not to read the next panel! Utahraptor: The next panel is the 〚underline〛 end 〚end underline〛 of this comic, and there is a 〚dark red〛 DINOSAUR 〚end dark red〛 at the end of this comic! T-Rex: 〚'SCARED' is dark red, all 'PLEASE' are dark blue〛 Oh, I am so 〚dark red〛 SCARED! 〚end dark red〛 Please do not read the next panel. 〚dark blue〛 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
T-Rex: Well, look at that! This is the end of the comic, and the only one here is 〚dark blue〛 ME! T-Rex: I, lovable, scaly old 〚green〛 T-Rex 〚end green〛 am the dinosaur at the end of this comic! T-Rex: And you were so scared! I 〚underline〛 told 〚end underline〛 you and 〚underline〛 told 〚end underline〛 you there was nothing to be afraid of!
What are the haps my friends
members of the attractive sex may be unable to resist you
This comic is from March 2nd, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
