Narrator: T-REX'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT PRESENTS:
Narrator: FACTS ABOUT SPRING
T-Rex: Spring shares its name with a strange coil of metal... and I DON'T KNOW WHY!
T-Rex: Despite happening once a year everywhere in the world, the verb "spring" does NOT mean "to melt snow and reveal someone's stale old dog poops". Instead, it means "jump or leap"... something an abstract concept like a season LITERALLY CANNOT DO!
T-Rex: Spring is one of only TWO KNOWN SEASONS that starts with the letter "s"!
Utahraptor: I can't believe it or not!!
T-Rex: If you ever come across a hole in the ground that water comes out of, you can legally call that hole a "spring" and NO POLICE OFFICER IN ANY JURISDICTION THE WORLD OVER WILL BE ABLE TO STOP YOU!
Utahraptor: Can I drink the "spring water"?
T-Rex: Hey man it's your funeral
T-Rex: Once spring is over, you may say "spring has sprung" or "spring has sprang", but you CANNOT say "spring really frigged me on this one".
T-Rex: IT'S JUST TOO RUDE!!
