T-Rex: I have recently discovered a new philosophical system of beliefs!
T-Rex: Buddhism!
T-Rex: Buddhism allows me to forgo material things.
T-Rex: All I have to do is sit around all day and think, then I become enlightened!
T-Rex: It is a sweet deal.
T-Rex: Truly, Buddhism is the way for me!
Utahraptor: Then why are you stomping on that woman?
T-Rex: Huh?
Utahraptor: You're not supposed to go around killing people if you're a Buddhist. It's the first of the Ten Precepts!
Utahraptor: I think it's pretty clear that you have only the most superficial grasp on the philosophy, T-Rex!
Off panel: Perhaps culled only from cartoonish stereotypes!
T-Rex: I also saw a statue!
