T-Rex: I've decided that I will put my tremendous height, strength, abilities, intellect, and colour to good use! T-Rex: I will become...
T-Rex: A superhero!
T-Rex: First I need a secret identity, but I've already got that. Then I need an origin story, but I can figure that out later. What's most important is fighting crime! Dromiceiomimus: Shouldn't you be having these thoughts in your private lair, rather than out in the open? T-Rex: Silence, citizen!
Utahraptor: Ooh! Ooh! I want to be a superhero too! T-Rex: No! You're stealing my idea!
Utahraptor: I'll be The Raptor, and my ability will be to sneak up behind you, jump on your back, hook my claws into your flesh, and tear you apart! T-Rex: No, but I was going to - Utahraptor: Oh! And the Dromiceiomimus can be my sidekick! We'll have our own base!
T-Rex: No fair! I was going to ask her to be MY sidekick! T-Rex: You can't just - T-Rex: My base is going to be better!
What are the haps my friends
i hope you like high fives
This comic is from February 11th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
