T-Rex: Do giants exist? The answer is no, because come on, they're giants, they're so big and we would've noticed them by now. Sorry giants, but you are all fake.
T-Rex: That's right, I said it!
T-Rex: You are a bunch of fake-ass bros, giants!!
T-Rex: But maybe INVISIBLE giants exist? Again, the answer is no: such giant weight would require giant feet, which would leave impressions in the ground visible in satellite imagery. It's kinda why we invented satellites in the first place?
Dromiceiomimus: No it's not.
T-Rex: FINE. It's kinda among the reasons some speculate we had for inventing satellites in the first place?
Utahraptor: Okay, but what about FLYING invisible giants?
T-Rex: Again, these are imaginary.
T-Rex: Any living being requires energy, which means we'd notice them when they fed. And they can't be solar powered, because light's already passing through them! Therefore: fake.
Utahraptor: Huh.
Off panel: But maybe they absorb only a small amount of non-visible spectrum light and they live in space and that's what dark matter is??
T-Rex: *gasp*
T-Rex: I know just enough about science for that to be really credible!!
