T-Rex: There are a bunch of classic "who would win in a fight" pairings: apples v. oranges! Star Trek v. Star Wars! Mozart v. Beethoven! Google v. Apple!
T-Rex: I propose we settle this once and for all, TOURNAMENT STYLE!
Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, don't go to the bathroom! Star Trek is fighting Star Wars in there.
Dromiceiomimus: The - franchises are fighting each other?
T-Rex: Yeah!! You wanna go see? The winner has to go up against oranges!
Utahraptor: Wait, oranges beat apples?
T-Rex: Yes! It was awful...ly awesome!!
T-Rex: And Google beat Apple, which means if oranges win, then we'll FINALLY find out once and for all who would win in a fight: Google or oranges!
Utahraptor: How big are these oranges?
T-Rex: FRIGGIN HUGE, my friend!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Google easily defeated some oranges!! And yet -
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: And yet, every time Gmail is down I can't help but wish it'd gone the other way
