Narrator: LISTEN YOU NEED TO LEARN TO INTERACT WITH PEOPLE BETTER AND STOP TAKING EVERYTHING SO PERSONALLY
Narrator: a web card
T-Rex: Please read what this card says because it applies 100% to you!!
T-Rex: You've long ago segued from being oddly defensive about everything to being oddly OFFENSIVE about everything, preemptively addressing any criticism you imagine you might one day receive with an attack! And we're all sick of it! Talking to you isn't a relaxing experience, because we're all worried about messing up and ending up on your enemies list!
Utahraptor: Learn some social skills!
T-Rex: PLEASE.
Utahraptor: Although, sending a web card isn't really the best way to address this. Maybe the sender of this card has some problems with social skills too!
T-Rex: Passive aggression for one!
Utahraptor: Not knowing what's appropriate for a card for another!
Narrator: LOOK, WE ALL HAVE OUR PROBLEMS: a web card
T-Rex: The sender of this card sent one copy to you and kept a second copy around to read personally.
T-Rex: Okay!
T-Rex: Good luck working things out, you crazy kids!!
