T-Rex: God, you're omniscient, right? You know everything!
God: YUP
T-Rex: EVERYTHING everything?
God: I KNOW YOUR DREAMS LAST NIGHT THAT WERE SO BORING EVEN YOU FORGOT THEM ALREADY
T-Rex: MY private dreams? BORING?! Does this mean that when you're listening to everything we say and watching everything we do to determine if we're good or not, sometimes you'd rather be doing something else?
God: T-REX YOU'RE THINKING OF SANTA
T-Rex: ...Okay.
T-Rex: Yes I am.
Utahraptor: So you agree, T-Rex, that omniscient means knowing EVERYTHING.
T-Rex: EVERYTHING everything!
Utahraptor: That means God knows the fully-accurate position AND momentum of every particle in the universe, thus violating the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. We have a contradiction, therefore, God does not exist and you're crazy for hearing him!!
T-Rex: *gasp*
God: T-REX YOU NEED TO EXIST TO RAP THEREFORE ANYONE WHO DOESN'T EXIST WOULDN'T RAP
God: I SAID A HIP HOP A HIPPIE A HIPPIE TO THE HIP HIP HOP AND YOU DON'T STOP
God: Q E D BABY
T-Rex: phew
